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FUCK ME HARD..

February 2012

im a big smelly sow

FUCK ME HARD..: rooshoes: i mean, as far as... →

rooshoes: averytinydog: rooshoes: crapheadslaphead-deactivated201: rooshoes: i mean, as far as identity disorders go, i don’t see how identifying as a woof is really any less legitimate than identifying as a different sex i just dislike combative Social Justice in general so it’s really funny to me ive talked about this with you before but it has a lot… i thought there was a...

the way i look at it is, a human brain is a human brain. a human brain can be male, female, or neither or both - but it is never anything but a human brain. now, the effect physical sex/social gender has on the brain is way too complex for me to know anything actually useful about it, but i’m pretty sure the human brain cannot naturally and independently be the brain of another animal,...

rooshoes: i mean, as far as identity disorders go, i don’t see how identifying as a woof is really any less legitimate than identifying as a different sex i just dislike combative Social Justice in general so it’s really funny to me ive talked about this with you before but it has a lot to do with actual science, the brain, hormones, etc. you’re going to get a load of hot ham and cheese...

i cant sleep im very awake UGH i get up in 5 hrs

rooshoes: ottoturdis: the worst power rangers thame songe is probablllllly operation overdrive which had a rap talking about walking on the sun OR fucking wild force. FUCK WILD FORCE TO THE DEATH. ITS DEATH.also power rangrs samurai is also really bad. the theaaaeame sonk was lazy cuz it was the mighty morphin theme song ut the word samurai was added to the sonf. the end. i need to see...

POWER RANGERs in SPaoce theme sonj

ottoturdis: 5 4 3 2 1 SET CONTROLS TO OUTER SPACE NOW. FLYING HIGHER THAN EVER BEFORE. RANGERS…IN SPACE! GO POWER RANGERS. GO POWER RANGERS. GO POWER RANGERS GO GO GO FLY

i think i might download human centipede 2

my brain has strayed into the Sick Zone

im made of frozen piss shards

im made of sawdust

gerl bring those goth lips 2 my preppie dick

sometimes it’s like a demon made of piss

PARTE VIII: ‘IF MISERY IS MOTIVATION,’ SAID THE CAT

“Seventy-Two”

IN THE ENGINEER’S EMBRACE &

running from us in her fear and defiance the flickering figure sliced through the dark with murderous intent like the illusory scottish dagger until an ornamental stiletto caught in the road and the downward propulsion of her aerodynamic silhouette brought her dear noble head down with a terrific crack R.I.P. milady we’ll miss the feeling of having had the opportunity to do you in

ITS TOO HARD I MUST DESTROY

because his parents were gone and we was young and high on fumes oh yes we’d suck em down an get so thirsty we’d a drunk lighter fluid. once i was in the pantry with jimmy and we decided itd be a swell idea to stick matches down our peters with just the head sticking out and try an get em to strike a flame just by swingin em at each other. well jimmys johnson caught flame well robustly...

i sliced my face in half to get out of that party but even when i found the exit i didn’t want to leave

WOW NOTHING IS INTERESTING LIKE AT ALL

little frank homestuck sat on the edge of his bed, panting in the undermath of an underwhelming orgasm. he wheezed. his vision blurred. a gluey string of ejaculate painted his plain black business socks. SHIT he thought. he lost all impulse to control his own muscles nand fell limply backwards onto the bed. a small, watery cough escaped his chest as the air was forced out of his lungs. IM FUCKED....

フムフム…

chemistrybook: scott.11.fruit ninja. gettin pussy. I like all types of food and all colors. im NOT racist. not all repelicans are racist. 6th grade is worst because all of my teachers hate me more than the other students. its like ok wow i might be a few feet taller than everyone else but that doesnt mean you can throw erasers and shit at me. LOVE big bang theorey.

IM V GAY AND UNCOOL

brandnewswastikas: I used to work at a liquor store. I remember a middle aged man asking me if I had seen the animated movie Cars while he was buying beer and lottery tickets. I asked him if that was the one with the racist car (Larry the Cable Guy) and he said, “Yeah, there’s a lot of racing in it.”

which fictional character do you think I resemble...

SOMEONE WHO ISNT AUGUST ANSWER THIS

orelpuppington: crapheadslaphead-deactivated201: orelpuppington: what are your thoughts on yaoi i was on the ground floor for this, im extremely ashamed to say (i only lurked tho) god bless :’) i was like 15 and i was really obnoxious back then, but even i can remember scrolling, seeing the title of her post, rolling my eyes, scrolling down, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling,...

orelpuppington: what are your thoughts on yaoi i was on the ground floor for this, im extremely ashamed to say (i only lurked tho)